Still Shamelessly #9

Any creditors reading this blog will be happy to know that Barry Trotter and the Shameless Parody is once again slated to be listed number #9 on the Sunday London Times list. The better news is that it sold 40% more books! Apparently T. Clancy, D. Steele, S. King and all those other fly-by-nights clogging the first eight spots decided to pour their substantial personal fortunes into withstanding Barry's onslaught. Well, I'm here to tell them (and you) it won't work! Barry is the parody of the People--just ask The Morning Star--and the will of the People is stronger than the blood-soaked sales-and-publicity machines of the running-dog imperialist lackey combines! Sell resolutely, Barry Trotter!



In other news, my thanatos-powered Redbirds licked the D-backs and their Big Eunich. I don't feel sorry for them, even though they have to deal with rock scorpions.



And also, if you're planning to sell a kidney to fund your college humor magazine (I'm talking to you, Mollie Wilson), don't: a new study says donors stay broke.