I wish I'd thought of this...

...but I'm glad somebody did. It's a campaign to buy President Bush a PS2, as a peaceful outlet. The site's reached its goal, but the text is still worth a skim.



In other news, aging Welsh sausage merchant Tom Jones says he's offended when female fans throw fresh, store-bought panties on stage during his act. He prefers worn ones, presumably showing signs of "enthusiasm."



And finally, Something Awful's got a nice series of Photoshops up with the theme, "Inappropriate Places for the Verizon Man." Some of 'em are pretty obvious, but it's worth a look.