Woody to Tell All?

The New York Post's Page Six gossip column reports that Woody Allen is shopping a book proposal, in which he plans to dish the dirt on his romantic life. The story is here.



Please, God, make it funny. Please protect Woody from his love of SJ Perelman, and please remove any overtly sexual details, because I don't want to think of a withered, madly rutting Allen the next time I watch Sleeper. Amen.