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Tuesday, November 12, 2002

The world is Cook County

Three Texas Republicans win, tallying the exact same number of votes: 18,181. At least whoever hacked into the vote-counting software remembered to shave off the .8181818. Otherwise it could've been embarrassing.



Repeat after me: We don't steal elections in this country. That's for pissant banana republics and foreign dictatorships. We have democracy!

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