A Public Service Announcement

A Trotter fan writes: "I was reading good ol' Barry at school, and all of a sudden as I open the first page everyone's like: "OMG, who signed it? Where'd you meet him? Can I borrow it?" Blah blah blah. . . I now know not to bring the book to school again. :)"



Has this ever happened to you? Would you like it to? Then go here and purchase your very own signed copy of the book! Profanity upon request. Supplies are limited--order now!



Also, Jon sends this column on the shoddiness of English books. Troubling indeed. Fear not, the signed copies are the super-durable, impervious-to-most-forms-of-attack US edition.